I am no longer allowed to kiss StinkyMan.
This started a few weeks back, but I am starting to realize the kid means business.
Last week he told me I could kiss him "in three days" and, true to his word and without my prompting he told me 3 days later "It's your night. You can kiss me tonight." So I did, and I thanked him.
But tonight I asked if I could kiss him goodnight and he said "No. You can kiss me on August 17th."
"August 17th? I can live with that. That's in 4 days."
"Four days?!" He reconsidered. "You can kiss me at Christmas time. But that's it."
"That's a really long time from now. I don't think I like that."
"Well, that's the rule."
I think it's a rule I will break, even if I steal my kisses while he sleeps.
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Awwww a man of his word.
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