StinkyMan: Mommy, did you know that when you have an itch it's good to scratch it?
Mommy: Yes, it does feel good to scratch an itchy spot, that's true.
StinkyMan: But you shouldn't scratch too hard because then you could get an owie.
Mommy: No, too hard isn't good.
StinkyMan: But four year old boys can't get owies, know why?
Mommy: Why?
StinkyMan: Because we are too expensive.
Mommy: Too expensive?
StinkyMan: Yeah, do you know what that means?
Mommy: No. What does that mean?
StinkyMan: It means that a lot of people love us.
Mommy: Oh. Well it's true, then. You are very expensive.
StinkyMan: Yeah.
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