Thursday, February 18, 2010


StinkyMan: Mommy, did you know that when you have an itch it's good to scratch it?

Mommy: Yes, it does feel good to scratch an itchy spot, that's true.

StinkyMan: But you shouldn't scratch too hard because then you could get an owie.

Mommy: No, too hard isn't good.

StinkyMan: But four year old boys can't get owies, know why?

Mommy: Why?

StinkyMan: Because we are too expensive.

Mommy: Too expensive?

StinkyMan: Yeah, do you know what that means?

Mommy: No. What does that mean?

StinkyMan: It means that a lot of people love us.

Mommy: Oh. Well it's true, then. You are very expensive.

StinkyMan: Yeah.

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