At the park with Peanut...
Peanut: Mommy! (She's near hysteria)
Mommy: What?! What?!
Peanut: I have barf in my shoe!
Mommy (remembering well our recent vomiting spell): You have barf? Where?!
Peanut: In my shoe!
Mommy: Where else?!
Peanut: Just my shoe. (she holds up a shoe as a piece of bark flies out) OH! There it is! (She puts her shoe back on and smiles brightly) That's better!
Mommy: Ohhh! Bark! (Mommy breathes a sigh of relief) That's not quite the same thing.
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